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{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?","punchline":"Narnia business!","id":22}
{"fact":"A female cat is called a queen or a molly.","length":42}
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{"fact":"In the 1750s, Europeans introduced cats into the Americas to control pests.","length":75}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How does the moon cut his hair?","punchline":"Eclipse it.","id":136}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?","punchline":"They had a reptile dysfunction.","id":85}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?","punchline":"It reads \"Small medium at large.\"","id":97}
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{"fact":"The earliest ancestor of the modern cat lived about 30 million years ago. Scientists called it the\u00a0Proailurus, which means \u201cfirst cat\u201d in Greek. The group of animals that pet cats belong to emerged around 12 million years ago.","length":226}
{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
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Hon. Ian Ling-Stuckey is a Papua New Guinean politician and Member of Parliament for the Kavieng District. He served as a member of the National Alliance Party until joining the Pangu Party and the Marape Government as Treasurer in 2019.
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