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{"type":"standard","title":"Battle of Sorel","displaytitle":"Battle of Sorel","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q16208744","titles":{"canonical":"Battle_of_Sorel","normalized":"Battle of Sorel","display":"Battle of Sorel"},"pageid":41459985,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/99/Battle_of_Sorel.png/330px-Battle_of_Sorel.png","width":320,"height":336},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/99/Battle_of_Sorel.png","width":816,"height":856},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1231827615","tid":"3ff2ee47-36e7-11ef-9f2c-bc5b0e26679e","timestamp":"2024-06-30T13:47:11Z","description":"Battle during the Beaver Wars","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":46.03333333,"lon":-73.11666667},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Sorel","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Sorel?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Sorel?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Battle_of_Sorel"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Sorel","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Battle_of_Sorel","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Sorel?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Battle_of_Sorel"}},"extract":"The Battle of Sorel occurred on June 19, 1610, with Samuel de Champlain supported by the Kingdom of France and his allies, the Huron, Algonquin people, and Montagnais that fought against the Mohawk people in New France at present-day Sorel-Tracy, Quebec. The forces of Champlain armed with the arquebus engaged and killed or captured nearly all of the Mohawks. The battle ended major hostilities with the Mohawks for twenty years.","extract_html":"
The Battle of Sorel occurred on June 19, 1610, with Samuel de Champlain supported by the Kingdom of France and his allies, the Huron, Algonquin people, and Montagnais that fought against the Mohawk people in New France at present-day Sorel-Tracy, Quebec. The forces of Champlain armed with the arquebus engaged and killed or captured nearly all of the Mohawks. The battle ended major hostilities with the Mohawks for twenty years.
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