{"fact":"It may take as long as 2 weeks for a kitten to be able to hear well. Their eyes usually open between 7 and 10 days, but sometimes it happens in as little as 2 days.","length":165}
{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
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Shoot Speed – More Dirty Hits is a compilation album by Scottish rock band Primal Scream, released in Japan on 17 March 2004 by Columbia Records. The album attempts to compile and collect significant singles, album tracks, B-sides and remixes not released on the greatest hits album Dirty Hits (2003), and also acts as a B-sides compilation. Unlike its predecessor, Shoot Speed features music from Primal Scream's entire career, collecting tracks released before their third studio album Screamadelica (1991).
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{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}
{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
{"fact":"The oldest cat to give birth was Kitty who, at the age of 30, gave birth to two kittens. During her life, she gave birth to 218 kittens.","length":136}
{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
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