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{"fact":"Cats have 300 million neurons; dogs have about 160 million","length":58}
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The Bugle is a satirical news podcast, created by John Oliver and Andy Zaltzman in 2007. It is currently hosted by Zaltzman and a rotating cast of co-hosts including Alice Fraser, Nish Kumar, Anuvab Pal, Hari Kondabolu, Tom Ballard, Tiff Stevenson and Helen Zaltzman. It focuses on global news stories, especially about politics in the United Kingdom, United States, and India.
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{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
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